7 rules for approaching a Fat Girl this summer

Many view Memorial Day as the unofficial start of summer so I felt I needed to introduce to some and refresh others on the rules of approaching a plus size; curvy; fat girls (whatevers trendy to call us) this summer.  It’s sad that this rules must be said again but I need guys to get it right this year.  Please share this rules on your social media because we need to get these rules out!  

Feel free to comment below with your own rules.

 

1)

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KNOW THE THIRST IS NOT REAL.

Women of size have standards.  

Just because we’re big(ger) doesn’t mean we’ll take any ole thang.

2)

BE RESPECTFUL.

Our names are not hey ma, big girl, thick’ems

Come correct or don’t come at all.

 3)

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DON’T EXPECT A FREE MEAL.

We’re not your personal cook.

We like to order off the menu just like all other girls

GET YOUR BRUNCH TICKETS TODAY

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CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU!

4)

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DON’T TOUCH US.

Hands off clown!

It’s not O.K. to touch us not matter what we’re wearing

5)

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DON’T GET MAD WHEN A FAT GIRL SAYS THEY’RE NOT INTERESTED

If you get shot down by a big girl please don’t call her fat B*^(#.  You had no problem trying to holla but now we’re a fat B*^(#.

If we choose not to holla back you don’t have to go there (Chris Brown voice)

 

6)

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IF YOU DON’T WANT TO SHOW US OFF KEEP IT MOVING!

If you’re worried about a what your friends have to say about you dating a plus size princess than she’s clearly not the one for you.   

Be proud of every pound!

7)

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DON’T TELL US WHAT TO WEAR.

We’re going to wear what we want.  When we want and where want.

You’re not the boss of us.

 

 

 

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11 Comments

  1. Danielle

    OMGut these are insanely hilarious but so true….yet pretty sad. The realest one is when you talk about guys getting mad at you cuz you don’t want them. Like what the heck?!?!?

  2. lastchance3

    this post made me LOL. the rules are perfect! I think we’ve all had a guy try and pick us up only to be called a fat B when we turn them down. Also, if you start talking to me by calling me Ma, Boo, or anything else…you aren’t making it past that sentence.

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